Post by codemana on Sept 17, 2015 19:34:18 GMT -5
From Voicemail of Brandon Bishop:
Hello Mr. Bishop this is Doctor Roy Delong returning your call about the health screening i employed on a prospective employee of yours. Blood pressure, heart rate, and respiration rate are all normal. He does not smoke, drink excessively, and apparently doesn’t use any performance enhancing drugs. There was an initial detection of opiates but it turned out to be from an excessive consumption of poppy seeds to win a bet with someone the patient calls asscan man. However i wouldn’t rule out other recreational abuse, possibly hallucinogens. Whatever would make someone dress as he does. Despite his continued disruptive and often downright disgusting behavior he does not show any real signs of psychosis. In short he has no delusions about his behavior or choice in expressing it. Heaven help us. We also ran a few unnecessary procedures at the patient’s request. These included barium enima, mammogram, and electro shock which hasn’t been an approved practice in my office for many years, but he asked for it and considering the mental strain he put my intern and I through, we were willing to oblige. On a personal note i found his repeated replacing my given name with doctors Dre, Teeth, and Zhivago to be more than a little insulting. In closing Mr. Bishop i’d appreciate if you please stopped sending us your athletes for screenings, assuming the rest are as detestable as Mr. Mustang. I’m charging you for my missing head mirror. Good night.
Hello Mr. Bishop this is Doctor Roy Delong returning your call about the health screening i employed on a prospective employee of yours. Blood pressure, heart rate, and respiration rate are all normal. He does not smoke, drink excessively, and apparently doesn’t use any performance enhancing drugs. There was an initial detection of opiates but it turned out to be from an excessive consumption of poppy seeds to win a bet with someone the patient calls asscan man. However i wouldn’t rule out other recreational abuse, possibly hallucinogens. Whatever would make someone dress as he does. Despite his continued disruptive and often downright disgusting behavior he does not show any real signs of psychosis. In short he has no delusions about his behavior or choice in expressing it. Heaven help us. We also ran a few unnecessary procedures at the patient’s request. These included barium enima, mammogram, and electro shock which hasn’t been an approved practice in my office for many years, but he asked for it and considering the mental strain he put my intern and I through, we were willing to oblige. On a personal note i found his repeated replacing my given name with doctors Dre, Teeth, and Zhivago to be more than a little insulting. In closing Mr. Bishop i’d appreciate if you please stopped sending us your athletes for screenings, assuming the rest are as detestable as Mr. Mustang. I’m charging you for my missing head mirror. Good night.