Post by 3rdkind on Sept 26, 2015 21:03:59 GMT -5
Backstage Interviewer Casey Bryan briskly walks along the Inner Harbor waving his cameraman to follow. He looks disheveled in a very loud Tap Out shirt and burgundy cargo shorts. He is rushing towards 3rd Kind who is still in his ring gear the star on his shoulder, barely recognizable after being smeared off in the Underground X Match. He stands underneath the USS Constellation, one hand on the one of the ropes that tie her to the Baltimore harbor.
Casey- 3rd Kind, sir, what happened tonight in the X match? Why didn't climb the cables for the title?
3rd Kind- Where is the aesthetically pleasing one? Your not, that. No, opposite. What? Yes. The X match, a bungle, a botch, an error, a gaffe, a faux pas, a mistake on my part. Reason: Mistranslation, poor research.
Casey- I'm sorry... wha
3rd Kind- Yes, you should be, but it's okay, I forgive you. The other interrogator was quicker, could keep up with me. I did not climb the cables because I misunderstood the stipulations. I failed the Revolutionaries today and that breaks both of my hearts, and now the title is around the waist of the wrong man. Mr. Johansson fought valiantly, and he deserves to be the Underground Heavyweight Champion.
Casey- Mr. Bishop has announced a six man tag match for this Friday Night Riot, pairing you with the Vanilla Rasta and Buddy Love, against Brody Gates, DMC and the new Underground Heavyweight Champion, Reno Mustang. Does this mean, that you will have Buddy Love's back?
3rd Kind- No, he will have his back, and I will have mine, I suggest that Kristoff does the same regarding the protection of his. Reno Mustang will pay for his actions, and you can be sure that this Friday, live on Streamstream, I'll be there to allocate the appropriate smackdown.
3rd Kind looks back up at the USS Constellation, adjusts his mask and walks away into the cool Baltimore night. Casey turns back to face the camera.
Casey- You heard it here. We'll see you this Friday, live on streamstream.com at Friday Night Riot.
Casey- 3rd Kind, sir, what happened tonight in the X match? Why didn't climb the cables for the title?
3rd Kind- Where is the aesthetically pleasing one? Your not, that. No, opposite. What? Yes. The X match, a bungle, a botch, an error, a gaffe, a faux pas, a mistake on my part. Reason: Mistranslation, poor research.
Casey- I'm sorry... wha
3rd Kind- Yes, you should be, but it's okay, I forgive you. The other interrogator was quicker, could keep up with me. I did not climb the cables because I misunderstood the stipulations. I failed the Revolutionaries today and that breaks both of my hearts, and now the title is around the waist of the wrong man. Mr. Johansson fought valiantly, and he deserves to be the Underground Heavyweight Champion.
Casey- Mr. Bishop has announced a six man tag match for this Friday Night Riot, pairing you with the Vanilla Rasta and Buddy Love, against Brody Gates, DMC and the new Underground Heavyweight Champion, Reno Mustang. Does this mean, that you will have Buddy Love's back?
3rd Kind- No, he will have his back, and I will have mine, I suggest that Kristoff does the same regarding the protection of his. Reno Mustang will pay for his actions, and you can be sure that this Friday, live on Streamstream, I'll be there to allocate the appropriate smackdown.
3rd Kind looks back up at the USS Constellation, adjusts his mask and walks away into the cool Baltimore night. Casey turns back to face the camera.
Casey- You heard it here. We'll see you this Friday, live on streamstream.com at Friday Night Riot.