Post by BuddyLove on Oct 18, 2015 17:01:30 GMT -5
Buddy Love, the jester of sting, the count of monte disco, and the king of Mardi Gras, marches through the mass of people at the Michael’s Eight Avenue. He tosses out beads in every direction, hands out high fives with his devoted fans that witnessed Buddy Love’s first victory in UWR. Buddy is all smiles, even with a little blood that covers his face from his partially healed head wound. He had been a battle, a brawl of epic proportions, and possibly the finest match in UWR’s short history. Buddy has positioned himself as the people’s champion, and the real world heavyweight champion. Buddy takes his final curtain call to the roaring crowd before ducking into the back with a big grin on his face.
“Well it’s about damn time sir.” Big Norm barks into his brink cellar phone. “We don’t care if it’s a non-title match, we want Reno in the ring. Yes sir, it will be a hell of a match. Yes, Buddy will be 110%. No sir, we won’t kill Reno; we’ll beat him up within an inch of his life. Yes sir, I guarantee it, SUCKA!”
Big norm hangs up the phone as Buddy skips into the locker room. Buddy tosses his shirt to the bench and struts his stuff. “First victory of the comeback Big Norm…. WHOOOOOW!”
“That’s right Buddy, we are back on the righteous path. The path for fame, fortune, puppies, America, and the gold sucka!”
“The gold will be ours Norm!” Buddy yells out in glee as he lifts Norm up. “Come on! Let’s celebrate!”
“Put me down sucka!” Big Norm squirms in his arms.
“Oh come on! We got our first win, we got the champ running scared, and that title is within our grasp!”
“God damnit!” Big Norm shouts and kicks Buddy right in the groin.
Buddy collapses to his knees, grabbing his nether regions, and gasps for breath. Big Norm lands on his feet and gives Buddy a slap across the face. “I told you not to pick up you son of a –”
“Damn Norm, that hurt!” Buddy winches in pain.
“Just shut up. We got business to discuss.” Big Norm orders as he pulls up a stool to the kneeling Buddy. “Now don’t get all crazy on me. We get the champ next week, we get our revenge.”
Buddy stops winching for a moment and glares at Big Norm. “We get Reno?”
“That’s right. We get that scumbag one on one, mono e mono.” Big Norm smiles. “Come on, we got training to do.”
“Are you sure about this?” Buddy says uneasily.
“Of course I’m sure. If we are going to beat Reno, we need to get in his head, know how he thinks, know what we feels, and understand the man inside and out.”
“But this place looks creepy.”
“Shut up Sucka! Reno grew up in an orphanage. He was born in that darkness, molded by it, and evolved from it. That is why he is a dark, evil son-of-a-bitch!”
“But I’m pretty sure his orphanage wasn’t as spooky as this place…..”
Big Norm and Buddy Love glare up from the street toward the ominous looking building up above them. The brick walls of the building were stained and covered in vine. The windows were barred and blacked out. No light escaped the cold looking building. The blanket of darkness above offered no light as well. Big Norm pulls out his flashlight and marches toward the front door. Buddy cautiously follows, holding a large flashlight as well. Big Norm knocks on the grand door of the entrance, and you would swear that the echo rang through the whole building.
“You sure this place isn’t haunted?” Buddy squeaks out as they enter the front hallway. The air was thick and heavy, as if the place hasn’t been disturbed for years.
“Don’t be such a coward. Reno grew up in a place like this.” Big Norm says as he leads them down the hallway. “Here, have a buddy snack.”
Big Norm pulls out a bag of cookies and hands one to Buddy. “Buddy Snacks…. Now available in the gift shop.”
The wind howls outside the building, and it echoes through halls like a heavy groan. Buddy darts the flashlight back and forth as Big Norm turns into a classroom. He shines the light around, seeing the decomposing desks and old school chalkboard against the wall. Across the board, the words “Reno was here….. PS I’m a dirtbag.” Big Norm looks on confused as it sounded like scurrying feet echoed off the walls. “Buddy…. Did you write that on the board?”
“I’ve never been here before in my life.” Buddy grumbled as he entered the classroom. “What the? Reno was here?”
“And he was a dirtbag….” Big Norm chuckles as he looks around the room more. “Now listen Buddy, to beat that scumbag Reno, you need to get into his dark, twisted head. He has no fear, he has no love, and he has only grim evil dirtbagery. For us to beat him, we need to get dark, to get deep in his head and mess things up…..”
“That’s not my style….. I keep things light and quick, like my fists….” Buddy says as he looks at a book that has had the covered torn up. “There is something wrong with this place….”
Suddenly, there was a deep moan from the hallway. “BUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY………”
Buddy Love turns pale as he looks at Big Norm, who has matched him for paleness. The moan growls again. “BIGGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOOORMMMMMMMMM……”
Buddy and Big Norm scream out and run out of the classroom and down the hall. Buddy is easily out running Big Norm as there is more moaning from the hallway. Buddy turns around, hearing Big Norm scream out for him to wait up. Buddy picks up Norm and starts running with him as if Norm was a football. Big Norm isn’t minding this time as Buddy kicks open the front door and they run right into the cab.
“The hell with trying to get into Reno’s head. We’ll try something else!”
“Well it’s about damn time sir.” Big Norm barks into his brink cellar phone. “We don’t care if it’s a non-title match, we want Reno in the ring. Yes sir, it will be a hell of a match. Yes, Buddy will be 110%. No sir, we won’t kill Reno; we’ll beat him up within an inch of his life. Yes sir, I guarantee it, SUCKA!”
Big norm hangs up the phone as Buddy skips into the locker room. Buddy tosses his shirt to the bench and struts his stuff. “First victory of the comeback Big Norm…. WHOOOOOW!”
“That’s right Buddy, we are back on the righteous path. The path for fame, fortune, puppies, America, and the gold sucka!”
“The gold will be ours Norm!” Buddy yells out in glee as he lifts Norm up. “Come on! Let’s celebrate!”
“Put me down sucka!” Big Norm squirms in his arms.
“Oh come on! We got our first win, we got the champ running scared, and that title is within our grasp!”
“God damnit!” Big Norm shouts and kicks Buddy right in the groin.
Buddy collapses to his knees, grabbing his nether regions, and gasps for breath. Big Norm lands on his feet and gives Buddy a slap across the face. “I told you not to pick up you son of a –”
“Damn Norm, that hurt!” Buddy winches in pain.
“Just shut up. We got business to discuss.” Big Norm orders as he pulls up a stool to the kneeling Buddy. “Now don’t get all crazy on me. We get the champ next week, we get our revenge.”
Buddy stops winching for a moment and glares at Big Norm. “We get Reno?”
“That’s right. We get that scumbag one on one, mono e mono.” Big Norm smiles. “Come on, we got training to do.”
“Are you sure about this?” Buddy says uneasily.
“Of course I’m sure. If we are going to beat Reno, we need to get in his head, know how he thinks, know what we feels, and understand the man inside and out.”
“But this place looks creepy.”
“Shut up Sucka! Reno grew up in an orphanage. He was born in that darkness, molded by it, and evolved from it. That is why he is a dark, evil son-of-a-bitch!”
“But I’m pretty sure his orphanage wasn’t as spooky as this place…..”
Big Norm and Buddy Love glare up from the street toward the ominous looking building up above them. The brick walls of the building were stained and covered in vine. The windows were barred and blacked out. No light escaped the cold looking building. The blanket of darkness above offered no light as well. Big Norm pulls out his flashlight and marches toward the front door. Buddy cautiously follows, holding a large flashlight as well. Big Norm knocks on the grand door of the entrance, and you would swear that the echo rang through the whole building.
“You sure this place isn’t haunted?” Buddy squeaks out as they enter the front hallway. The air was thick and heavy, as if the place hasn’t been disturbed for years.
“Don’t be such a coward. Reno grew up in a place like this.” Big Norm says as he leads them down the hallway. “Here, have a buddy snack.”
Big Norm pulls out a bag of cookies and hands one to Buddy. “Buddy Snacks…. Now available in the gift shop.”
The wind howls outside the building, and it echoes through halls like a heavy groan. Buddy darts the flashlight back and forth as Big Norm turns into a classroom. He shines the light around, seeing the decomposing desks and old school chalkboard against the wall. Across the board, the words “Reno was here….. PS I’m a dirtbag.” Big Norm looks on confused as it sounded like scurrying feet echoed off the walls. “Buddy…. Did you write that on the board?”
“I’ve never been here before in my life.” Buddy grumbled as he entered the classroom. “What the? Reno was here?”
“And he was a dirtbag….” Big Norm chuckles as he looks around the room more. “Now listen Buddy, to beat that scumbag Reno, you need to get into his dark, twisted head. He has no fear, he has no love, and he has only grim evil dirtbagery. For us to beat him, we need to get dark, to get deep in his head and mess things up…..”
“That’s not my style….. I keep things light and quick, like my fists….” Buddy says as he looks at a book that has had the covered torn up. “There is something wrong with this place….”
Suddenly, there was a deep moan from the hallway. “BUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY………”
Buddy Love turns pale as he looks at Big Norm, who has matched him for paleness. The moan growls again. “BIGGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOOORMMMMMMMMM……”
Buddy and Big Norm scream out and run out of the classroom and down the hall. Buddy is easily out running Big Norm as there is more moaning from the hallway. Buddy turns around, hearing Big Norm scream out for him to wait up. Buddy picks up Norm and starts running with him as if Norm was a football. Big Norm isn’t minding this time as Buddy kicks open the front door and they run right into the cab.
“The hell with trying to get into Reno’s head. We’ll try something else!”